![Milton no
[Chot is a terrible influence on me]](http://25.media.tumblr.com/360aafc93371f10c737cc0f213deaffb/tumblr_mhmvuqvZXM1r825oco1_500.png)
Milton no
[Chot is a terrible influence on me]
“…and candy.”
Headcanon time. Thorin’s company would have group baths on the way to the Lonely Mountain. One group would go wash in a river while the other made sure it was safe, then they’d swap shifts. Additional info includes that Bofur would keep his hat on, and Thorin appointed himself as Bilbo’s personal lifeguard (he’s so clumsy in everything else he cant even trust him to wash without drowning).
Or was this just an excuse for me to doodle more naked dwarves you will never know.
OK I HAVE MY HOBBIT BOOK AND HERE’S THE PARAGRAPH:
Then they took off their clothes and bathed in the river, which was shallow and clear and stony at the ford. When they had dried in the sun, which was now strong and warm, they were refreshed, if still sore and a little hungry. Soon they crossed the ford (carrying the hobbit), and then began to march through the long green grass and down the lines of the wide-armed oaks and the tall elms.
*screeches* THORIN AND BILBO. FILI AND KILI. MY FEELS. *flops on the ground like a fish out of water* LOOK AT THE FUCKING LOOK ON FILI’S FACE I CANNOT. AND THORIN. IS JUST LIKE. THIS IS MY HOBBIT. *flies into the sun*
HAIR EVERYWHERE
and then there’s bilbo
bus ride home
one of several things I’ve had started for Ven but been intimidated to offer up because dang it’s ven he’s awesome
for Lorien uvu happy belated birthday <3
Boyscouts for Eliza aka Dorothy Cotton, aka Blue Thallium.
Deep in the closet Texan Eagle Scout Dave Strider meets liberal bisexual west coast Star Scout John Egbert.
Hes in for a lot of self discovery this year’s Jamboree.
WARNING: CONSENSUAL NON-CON, PET-PLAY, BONDAGE
I DONT MEANT THIS PIC TO BE REALLY NON CON, I JUST LIKE PET PLAY AND TOTAL SUBMISSION SO
THIS IS THE RESULT
COVERING IT FOR MY SHAME IM SORRY
Dead circle stuff for Puck based on a dream someone had about the attendant and the sealed god
hisses softly i love this so muchhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Dead Circle stuff for Puck, the sealed god visits the priest’s dreams with a reminder that they’re both just monsters with boners (but at least one of them is honest about it)
